BEHOLD.

Could any other blog's first post possibly compete with the sheer awesomeness of this one's? It's incredibly doubtful, and not only that, but for the record, that IS indeed the correct way to spell the personal possessive form of the word "one." Holy farkin' sheep! A bad ass/rare ass picture of a shark singing with all its heart and mouth, and a grammar lesson. Neewhaw! Off to a good start. It can, of course, only get much, much worse from here. Prepare thyselves.

Chances are that a lot of the sheep you're going to read about here will be read about elsewhere, but F those other blogs. In fact, let's not even really consider this a blog. I won't even mention that word from here on out. I don't care for it. I never have. That and the term slippery slope. Anyhow, most other places tend to stick to one specific kind of interest, like cooking or shoes or porn, so I suppose I should do that for this place. Truth be told, however, I'd kind of like to shotgun approach this sumbitch. Just go after anything that catches my attention. There will be the obligatory photoshopped pictures and such, but for the low, low price of NOTHING, I'll toss in some homegrown cartoons every now and then. Hopefully whatever the hell inspires me to digitally diarrhea all over the internet will lead to your laughter. Actually, even a smirk will do, I don't need to go for a full laugh. I ain't greedy.